The Kingdom of South Calvinia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Caleb the 7th with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.414 billion Calvinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toledo. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming South Calvinian economy, worth 315 trillion Coppers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,268 Coppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany King Caleb the 7th to meetings with foreign heads of state, and most Copper coins are riddled with bite marks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Calvinia's national animal is the Beagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

South Calvinia is ranked 188,671^st in the world and 7,045^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,371.21 Standard Monetary Units.